That's actually one of the few things I liked about this movie: my Parker Posey crush also started here. And ended with Blade: Trinity.

Good points, all of you. Including the Foghat.

Well, my friends who are stoners have always said I'd like the movie more if I smoked weed. That doesn't seem to be a great selling point for weed, IMO. There's some funny scenes, but it just doesn't go anywhere. There's barely any plot, and almost none of the characters are likable or interesting. It's all a bunch of…

…Well played, Reposted Youtube Comments. Well played.

I've never liked this movie.

1992. Almost there.

6 days and still going strong!

Full penetration. And we show it.

My god, that painting is terrifying. Giant, mutant eyes are the creepiest thing ever. This is why I hate anime. Well, one of the many reasons.

Someone, somewhere has tried chinfucking.

Holy shit, it really IS T-Dawg?! Wow, I was just pulling that out of my ass. I'm officially as creative as the Walking Dead writers.

I could do without the album, and the bourbon, and the NPR. I just really, really want a bearskin rug.

Speaking of… where the fuck is Michael Rooker? Yeah, he cut off his hand… so is he a zombie? Or dead? Or alive? Which is it?

Worked for that insufferable little girl!

Shane is the only character I can name, only because of the other characters constantly yelling his name in an annoying fashion.

…I don't even know anymore.

That's the funniest thing about people getting offended over use of the word "retard"… no one actually uses the word for its intended purpose anymore. People just say "he/she has Down's." So retard/retarded has made the full transition from "down's syndrome" to "fan of Jersey Shore".

It's wrong, it's wrong, it's WRONG!

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

Uh, yeah, "groovy".