I think you're about right, edked.

Yeah, except that curling is a hundred times more exciting than soccer.

Hey, people are still making affectionate tributes to prominent dead child molester Michael Jackson, so why not?

I'm an ideas man, NBC. I think I proved that when I canceled Community.

He has one good line. But that's what I like about it: I get older, that line stays the same quality. Yes it does. Yes it does.

They're FAAAAAAKES!!!!

As a robot, I must break with my programming and declare: fuck this movie.

I heard the jury's still out on… science.

THE JEWS PUT THESE ADS UP!

Your reading comprehension needs some work, dude.

Dude, an hour with Dane Cook sounds like a nightmare. I mean, shit, I could go to a stand-up special… at least then the time would go faster. But actually spending time with the guy? Open mouth, insert gun.

"THIS CHEMICAL PEEL SUCKS. WACK"

But he makes up for it with his millions of dollars, which excite and attract women.

Yeah, same girl, Felicia Bell. She certainly had improved in her second appearance. Still smokin' hot, too.

I see what you did there.

Black Ferengis?

That was the USS Odyssey. The Captain even had a British accent.

"Travel agencies are dying!"

It seems like a case of, "hey, let's throw him in a DS9 uniform. We'll move 10,000 units, easy".

They're in talks to bring it back. Seems Abrams' movie made the bigwigs realize, "Hmm. There might be money in this whole 'Star Trek' thing."