SHAM FUCKING WOW

With all those random numbers and letters, I thought you were going to reveal yourself to be a 26 years old doctor.

I call bassist!

What about "Sacred Dawes" up there?

They picked them up from Tatooine at a great bargain. Fifty thousand, no less.

With Sisko as Kurtz? It's ON.

One final "Picard Maneuver"…

Almost every time I read a rhetorical question these days, I do the exact same thing.

"Creed's Big Adventure."

Those are balls. This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.

Oh, man, that'd be so hot. Like getting felt up by someone and waiting 14 years to officially accuse them of sexual harassment when they just happen to be a candidate for President.

Pretty damn awesome, if you ask me. Any Jim and Dwight contest that doesn't make me groan is a keeper, and this one delivered.

His kryptonite is being pulled over.

Me and the Cardees, eyeball to eyeball.

Oh, and when she plays that Russian spy in "Our Man Bashir"? Sssssssmokin'.

I was Geordi'd. I couldn't see shit.

"You claim to be logical, but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boy, Vulcans fucked for life."

We have to go deeper! *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAM*

She'll suck your cock for a thousand bars of gold-pressed latinum.

If his appearance on Louie is any indication, it does INDEED stand for "Fucking".