Also, Dude, "Romulan" is not the preferred nomenclature. Eastern Vulcan, please.

We'll settle this on the holodeck, playing Parises Squares or Anbo-Jitsu or some stupid shit.

I really thought the whole affair would've worked better as a multi-episode story arc, or at the very least, a two-parter. Obviously that wouldn't fit in to TNG's structure, though. It just felt a little rushed. "Hey, I've finally found my niche within Starfleet and earned the trust and respect of my Captain…

"The needs of the AV Club outweigh the needs of the few…"

Word. I just loved to see Kira put in her place for once, and what so awesome was that she had the self-awareness to do it herself. Really an amazing character, and Nana Visitor was freaking fantastic.

Honestly, Insurrection isn't terrible. The worst parts were the shoehorned-in love story (even though Anij is fucking HOT, I don't care what anyone says), and Data and that fucking kid.

Yeah, Tilden changed his (her?) post, so mine suddenly made no sense.

Why has no one brought up that the train conductor is The Big Lebowski?

"I'm Baby-Fark McGeezacks, see? Now you're all gonna act like you're just commenting when the space-cops show up, real slow-like, see?"

Cookie Monster.

My favorite Kira scene isn't even her kicking someone's ass. In Season 7, (SPOILERS) when she's working with Damar's resistance, and Garak tells her the Dominion just killed Damar's wife and kid. And he's all, "What kind of people would do such a thing?" and she's responds, in a very smug tone, "Yeah, Damar? What kind…

Review it, SLAVE!

Fries are done!

…Better.

Nah, you're thinking of Fox and Superfriends, Monty.

I vote we stop classifying reality TV as "television". These numbers for the average person will drop to four hours a week, most of it commercials.

The lyrics to every pop song ever.

My favorite alert status is beige.

Radiohead is exactly what I DON'T consider "rock".

Slag off, rockers! Mods rule!