Franco shoves the food up his ass and shits it out his mouth.

NEWS ALERT: Generallismo Franco is still pretentious!

I object to your resentionism!

I'm pretty sure he's a Ron Paul fan. Only based on how insane he is.

How about, "most of the people who understand and appreciate art and culture only do so because they have plenty of free time. Therefore they don't have jobs, therefore they want handouts, ergo, they're liberals."

METAPHORS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!

You mean… "OF BOOTSTRAPS"

I'm FUCKING AMPED about fucking.

We have to go deeper! *BWAAAAAM*

That's more "timeless" than "The Never-Ending Story".

Not as much as James Franco loves James Franco.

I learned the facts of life… by watching The Facts of Life!

None of the above… we just wanted airlocks to throw stuff out of. It has more dramatic impact.

I knew a girl named Kira once… also a bitch. Chicks with Bajoran names, man…

I do remember there was one character who was a stereotypical New York / New Jersey Guido, which I thought was nice, because they're usually underrepresented on Star Trek.

Yeah, and it made trumpet noises that caused 11-year-old me to want to throw the TV out an airlock.

Yeah, being molested by his stepdad is what defined him.

When they were handing out brains, Zack thought they said trains, and he's been on the wrong track ever since! New Vertiform City, baby!

Darmok and Jalad at the bathhouse.