WARNING: BAD VIBES. DO NOT REVIEW PSYCH THIS WEEK.

Dude, SeaQuest! Now there was a show with… well, it was… there was a show.

Are rampaging prehistoric Klingons only a few years away? Man, I love science!

I always thought the Troi-Worf thing felt forced. A pacifistic, talk-about-your-feelings type and a cold, emotionless warrior who's actually really awkward in most social situations… come on. Maybe there was physical attraction, but at best it would've been a one-night stand, or a prolonged Barclay-type holodeck…

Oh yeah, Ensign Ro TOTALLY did it for me, even when I was a kid. I just loved how much of a bitch she was.

Holy shit, me too. I liked to think of those shows as the not-good-enough-for-saturday-morning block.

Seriously, how bangin' was Troi back in the day?

No one's gay for Pole-man.

My comment was in jest. But I do think Lars likes to dress up as an SS officer every now and then.

Great minds think alike. Small minds think rehearsing is for fags.

It's "Adam and Eve", not "Adam and Stephan, the drama student from NYU who's totally gonna make it someday, then his manager at Starbucks will feel dumb for never believing in him".

Having kids is definitely for fags.

Oh, come on. Lars Von Trier admitted to being a Nazi and you arthouse-types still love his films.

That's what… er, he said?

It's called, "Help, My Son Comments On A Pop-Culture Website".

You know what else angries up the blood? AIDS.

Okay, we officially need a photoshopped picture of Ratner staring slack-jawed into The Big Penis Book.

LISA NEEDS TRANSCONTINENTAL RAILROADS

Loose lips sink ships.

I'd prefer a noquel.