My dick hurts. For… unrelated reasons.

I agree, Knives, the current state of our economy is deplorable, but I would hardly call it "Malkovich".

That's just it: The film itself is this newswire article. By reading it, you just watched the film. Very avant-garde of you, Kaufman. Well done.

You don't eat your vegetables, and we fall back.
You let your room stay messy for an entire month, and we fall back.

Dude, you're so pumped, you accidentally typed a "1" after two exclamation points!

Brought to you by Chekhov's Nuclear Wessels.

He sure let Don Eladio keep the change… that filthy animal.

Counterpoint: I fucking hate those things. They showing them way, way too much, and also, at the end, the dad basically tricks his own son into thinking he has Sith powers. Mindfuckery for your own amusement isn't good parenting.

The only reason I don't think it's Walt is his performance when he had the gun to his head. If Walter White has shown us anything, it's that he's a shitty liar. That whole scene was 100% genuine on his part.

Pinkman getting a paint can to the face would've been hilarious, but Walt tricking Mike into losing his shit by playing a 1940's gangster movie at full volume would be the highlight of the episode.

No more drugs for that man!

Needs more dog.

WoK was way, way better than anything in TOS.

Followed by a picture of Billy Squier, and another picture of a cup with eyes, and the inscription See "Master Shake".

I barely caught that line, and had to rewind just to be sure I heard what I heard. F'n brilliant.

I'm glad Jesse didn't shoot Walt… I almost would've been TOO blown away.

It was Jesse. No one wants to marry a chick with a kid. Gross.

Out of context…

$6000 for that thing?!

I was actually thinking Colm would work better as a right-winger, Ulster Unionist-type, who's constantly making derogatory comments about women and Shimerman's alleged Jewish heritage, not to mention the lack of on-set security regarding Alexander Siddig, who he totally suspects is plotting the blow them all up.