Also, they occupied Bajor for fifty years and RUINED THEIR SHIT.

Bellona? Come on, you know her name, Philistine.

I did not hit her! It's BULLSHIT! I did not do it! I did NAHT.

40 Year Old Virgin probably my favorite… so many great lines in that movie. Rudd, Rogen, Lynch and Carrel were all at the top of their game.

Well, he got Kevin Smith to start smoking weed… and since then, Smith has somehow become more intolerable, douchey, and fat.

Emma Stone is indeed bangin' in that movie.

Superbad is my SECOND favorite comedy of the last ten years! HEY-OOOH!!!

You actually got first, though. But you're right, all firsties are terrible.

What you say!!

Don't you hate pants?

Canadian humor…

Well played, Rabin.

"Weekend at Mike's"?

Fucking DirecTV still doesn't. Goddamn satellite beaming shows into my TV from outer space can't even get the shit in high-def? What is this, the dark ages?

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My balls get forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

Sssh! Don't mention Boondock Saints around these guys. They all loved it when they first watched it, even  had the posters in their dorm rooms. But now they all hate it because of some bullshit about it "promoting vigilantism" or whatever, but mainly because all the cool commenters hate it.

Totally. Gus and Mike's smirks were the icing on the cake.

Be The Wire.

Walter Jr. (To himself): Thanks a lot mom, you b-b-b… BITCH.

Fucking A. Where the flying fuck are Cranston and Paul's Emmys?