Pinkman forgot to ask the cartel chemist
for the special containers to hold his eighty-pound balls.

Douchebag city. I hear Frakes is more of a Tapout guy, anyway. Which is just as bad.

THE SHAT MUST FLOW

I still like it, Doctor. But I'll be goddamned if his review isn't as entertaining as the whole movie.

That picture is not helping our cause… pitting the elite special forces of the Empire against the most mockable aspects of Star Trek… effeminate Asians - including one blowing a kiss, apparently - and fucking Neelix, the Jar Jar of the franchise.

Ask not for whom the bell Shats… it Shats for thee!

People, please. Stargate is clearly the superior- HAHAHAHA… I can't even finish that sentence with a straight face.

Winner gets Pizza Rolls!

Archdukes don't have to pay cover!

Mystery Men is criminally underrated.

Seriously, mods. What the fuck.

Touche, Frat Guise.

I edited an "and" in there, but the "edit" function apparently requires a vote from congress to make it official.

May you be cast as Captain Hook in a 3-D remake of Hook with Dane Cook as Peter Pan Justin Bieber as Peter Pan's kid. Also, you get AIDS.

I'll have you know, he was in Paul Blart: Mall Cop!

Humbug!

I read that as "I imbibed it", meaning you got drunk off it.

…with sexy results.

Keep chasing that dream, Santos!

Dear god… did they glue another nose on to her nose by mistake?