Hey, they didn't have CancerAIDS in the 1920's! The Nazis hadn't invented it yet!

Hell, I'd still call. Have you seen her lately? The woman's aged pretty damn well.

Why would you lie to poor Jonah?

The original Defiant was destroyed later on in a battle with the Breen. An episode or two later, Sisko and company got a brand spankin' new Defiant-class ship, the USS Sao Paulo, which they immediately changed to Defiant. It was the Armin Tamzarian episode of Deep Space Nine, basically.

It's where Riker goes to cry. And drink.

Insurrection's space-battle scenes were top notch. Everything else… eh…

I must disagree, John… while the Moby Dick parts were a little off, Picard was golden. We've seen him chew people out before, but this was the first time we actually saw him LOSE HIS SHIT.

No one likes you, Spicoli.

Like that's supposed to calm her down. "It's cool, I'm a member of a fearsome alien warrior race that has been known to eat the hearts of opponents after a battle."

Well, Batz, if you look anything like the chick in your avatar photo… you would have freakishly huge mutant eyes, and I wouldn't be aroused one bit.

I don't know, when's the last time you hung out with your mom?

Fuck! Forgot my protractor.

I smell a Porn Parody! I think it'll be called, "Hot Lesbian Fuckfest Part 17".

AW SHIT SON.

I'm still waiting to hear back on my spec script for my Hayden Panterrie comedy, "Cumdumpster in Paradise".

"Sondra, my Christian boss is coming over for dinner tonight, and he doesn't know you're a lesbian! Quick, take off that flannel shirt! Ugh, not in front of *me*!"
*Audience begins masturbating furiously*

That whole show is… how do you assholes put it? "Streets behind?"

"The majority of
pacifists either belong to obscure religious sects or are simply humanitarians
who object to taking life and prefer not to follow their thoughts beyond that
point. But there is a minority of intellectual pacifists, who’s real though
unacknowledged motive appears to be hatred of western democracy and…

Use of the phrase "totes silly, bro" is retarded, more so if you're being ironic.

No, Billy, these men are cowards.