My comment was removed. What. The. Fuck.

Is he, like, a Vulcan who grabs other Vulcans? These are the kind of questions I don't want to have to answer.

Or maybe Rico and Rex Kwon Do team up and fight crime.

I never should've given up the syndication rights.

Welcome to the entire human race, since the Renaissance.

Kat Dennings getting SLAMMED… with bills. And she ends up paying them by PROSTITUTING HERSELF… with strange men in alleyways.

That headset looks like a hearing aid… is Garth Brooks deaf? Jeez, now I feel kinda bad for calling him a retard all these years.

I always thought a live-action Larry David-esque / dark comedy Uncle Rico sitcom would be awesome.

Damn, TV, jumping on the Mad Men bandwagon, are we?

I should've kept the distribution rights.

…Your ass if you join them? Yep.

Shoes? What the fuck? Unless you're selling 28 years old doctor, get the fuck outta here!

The more you know!

You gotta GET IN 'DAT ASS, Larry!

A wild DAWES appeared!

Thanks, spicoli. I'm sure we all wish we could've lived the rockstar lifestyle like you in high school.

Is that the season where Danny goes to work for Gus Fring?

You've discovered my secret identity!

The word "hint" was supposed to be after the parentheses. Editing didn't work.

Yeah, a more accurate shirt would be, "I'm too pretty to do homework, so I have a legion of nerdy guys who've I've been stringing along for years and keeping in the friend zone, always with subtle (yet completely false) that maybe, just maybe, they might someday have a chance with me, do it for me."