You're just saying that to get in it's sleeves.

Damn, Louis is sure on my dick today.

MORE INCEST!!!

Are you kidding? Teen girls are all about Kris Kristofferson right now.

DYNOMITE! DYNOMITE!

"Help, my son is an anti-semite!"

Pics or it didn't happen.

But sadly lacking in Winstone's TOTAL FUCKING OWNAGE.

That's just the thing, they're pretty toned down. I was actually surprised when I watched it. And yeah, the story itself is straight out of the biblical text, so I don't see how people could be pissed unless they're also pissed at the bible. (Which does indeed have plenty to be pissed about).

I didn't get any allowance for a week. But her face sure got an "allowance"… of my JIZZ!

"Come on, LBJ, I'll pay you triple. You're throwing away a fortune. Don't be a fool!"

No, this is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

Most fanboy wikis are a pain in the ass. Memory Alpha, the Star Trek one, is pretty decent though.

Frankly, I'm sick of him. Where's the dashing young rogue who stole our hearts as Harry Osbourne in Spider-Man?

USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!

The special edition re-release of my post coming soon!

But that's the whole thing… Ewoks kicking stormtroopers asses isn't like the Viet Cong beating the US… it's like a bunch of midget teddy bears beating the Empire. It's implausible and stupid.

Jeez, haven't seen you around in a while, Teadoust. Still an asshole, I see.

I did, however, ask a girl once to "lick my love pump."

Passion of the Christ