Too bad hell doesn't exist… it'd be perfect for scum like him. 15 to life? Death should be the only option for this piece of shit.

Must… resist… urge to quote… Lebowski…

Duh.
Raping.

If by "a while" you mean two weeks (or whenever Spy Kids 4 came out), then yes.

Oh, man, Miller ain't gonna like that.

Oh, man, we've all been there.

Yeah, what's the deal with that "VMA" thing on MTV? Who were all these random people singing? Were they, like, auditioning for some reality show or something?

What's really depressing, is that Cars 4 is coming out before Cars 3. Oh, also, they're probably making a Cars 3. That's pretty fucking depressing in and of itself.

If Battleship can get greenlit, why the fuck not?

I've also never watched the show, seeing as how it seems to be by and for douchebags. But I would totally watch the Aquaman episodes.

Sonic the Hedgehog, or, as he's known on the streets, "the Blue Stuff".

I concur. It's like his left hand didn't know his right hand was trolling.

Well played, Gustavo.

I was hoping for a "vegetable platter cam", but alas, 'twas not to be…

Agreed. No one got shot, which usually makes the episode an automatic B or below for me, but I still give this a solid A.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

I'm already fascinated by the idea of the cartel approaching Walt separately and trying to make a deal.

First off, dogs would do all those things and more if they had the intelligence. It's like saying your friend who's been in a coma for twenty years is a great guy because he doesn't rape people.

All I can say is FUCK crazy cat/dog ladies. I bet the bitch wouldn't have been half as upset if Jesse told her it was actually a human being he killed.

I was half-expecting 12 Step Guy to leap across the room and put Jesse in a chokehold.