Do they hand out awards around here for the best headline of the week/month/year? Because if so, this is a solid entry. Good luck!

You can at least hand wave that Jerry was a successful standup in universe. Successful enough to have a sitcom pilot.

“Still in jail, huh, honey? Too bad. Did I mention the room service at the resort? I did? Well, we get room service. And we went on all your favorite rides, twice, because you couldn’t be with us and it made us feel close to you. In a way where you weren’t actually there.”

On the plus side, the rest of the family went on to enjoy a four-day overbearing-Dad-less vacation of a lifetime!

Sir Patrick Stewart is the Sexiest Bald Man Emeritus. The trophy William got is a framed picture of Sir Patrick Stewart in a toga from the 70s. Not from a movie, just him hanging out in a toga on a random Thursday.

Did Patrick Stewart remove himself from the running?

Who?

Did you watch the video at all? she linked it at the time stamp to show all the turns. The sketchy one was the last aborted left turn. The system didn’t detect a truck AND a truck towing a boat as a moving target (yellow designation instead of the blue in the other attempts) and was literally about to pull in front of…

I wonder what the run-up time is to be in the fully capitalized business of vehicle destruction that lets you buy and destroy a TRX.
I mean, you probably start with @David Tracy’s $1 Kia, get some views, and move up the craigslist postings for new and interesting stuff to destroy.

But the TRX.... I mean, if he is…

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I always thought it was odd he lived in that dream house, with a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory and lobster for dinner.. Meanwhile I live in a single room over a bowling alley and under another bowling alley.

I would bet $100 that Madison Cawthorn used the fact that he was in a wheelchair to gain girls sympathy so that he could prey on them more easily. Yeah, I said it.

These look like the future - i love the uPS one. 

Taking a small step into reality (the USPS mail van has a 20.8 mile daily mail route at 13.8 mph*), the Ford Transit EV, Mercedes Sprinter EV, and the Rivian RPV soundly trounce any of the semi-finalists. And don’t forget the Arrival van, being tested by the U.K. post office and UPS:

His wiki entry is great, since 2005 he’s not managed to stay in a job for even three years:

Look at Phil Harrison’s history:

I worked with Shelley Duvall in the 90s. She was a true delight: eccentric, sure, but really sweetly so, and definitely intelligent and compos mentis. She was a lot like her character in 3 Women, but smarter and not self-centered or deluded. And she talked a lot about The Shining, and wasn’t as kind about Kubrick as…

A cemetery on a hill, I hope.

He’s right though, it’s not his character. He’d never help a child.

“Kids have been doing that since there’s been toy lightsabers”