And didn’t his mother drive him there? Like she was taking him on a playdate? 

This asshole illegally acquired a gun and crossed state lines with the intention of shooting people and has the gall to claim he committed multiple murders in self-defense. The only sad part is that he didn’t have the common sense God gave the average cockroach to stay home instead.

I did one of those LOLs.

The Republican establishment is currently working on this anyway, to ensure that Donald Trump won the last election.

This leads me to a question about this GTA-style fantasy of car chases (all can respond): What vehicle would you choose for a car chase?

Was anyone else done with Harry Potter forever after the last movie? I was just done with that “universe” when the credits rolled like that chapter of my life was over. No desire to watch or read the series again, to ever see the play, and to watch the Fantastic Beasts movies. This was before JK Rowling’s TERFness was…

Every single cop in that department needs to thrown in prison. Even the ones that weren’t there. There’s no saving that department, toss them all in the brig. 

You just brought back some TERRIFYING memories

It was rated PG, though. It was the first Walt Disney movie with that rating, no less.

The Black Hole ends with somebody trapped in a robot shell ruling over Hell for eternity. That’s the moral to the story, kids! Sleep tight!

How ON EARTH does this list not include All Dogs Go To Heaven? There are SO many terrifying parts of that movie. I never found Secret of NIMH scary, but All Dogs was pure nightmare fuel.

Raggedy Ann & Andy was hands down the scariest movie I had seen as a little kid until that window-scratching scene in Salem’s Lot got to me at 12 or so. It’s like all the scariest parts of the Toy Story franchise with the threat of lost dolls and toys. Jesus fucking Christ, one of the villains, The Greedy would…

RIP my brother. But come on, you can’t deny the experiences of millions based on your personal experiences. “Well they never did anything to ME.” is the most short-sighted, closed-off foolishness.  When people tell you the stove is hot, believe them.

“Space. The final frontier. The dark endless void. Is there life out there? Are we alone in the universe? Did God, the Great Jester, create man and then saw his failure and then decide not to chance it again? For what is man but an infectious disease slowly, but inexorably spreading across God’s creation destroying…

It’s not exposure if you can’t tell anybody about it for three years. Three years is way too little, way too late, if you want to ride the wave of something that might be forgotten in three years.

People in Bolivia may disagree with this “saving the world” thing 

If a little “curb contact” busts a ball joint or breaks a control arm, your car is a piece of shit. Go walk down your street and you’ll probably find curb rash on 9 out of 10 sets of wheels. Then note how many of them also have busted ball joints.

“Elon is literally saving the world”

Surprising omissions here from Enterprise, the show that invented an underwear-only room where characters had to rub each other with lotions.