I’m a compassionate person, going out of my way to help someone in need However, the header gif is what I exactly did to the last Korok I helped.

Anyone who is horrified by this needs to play this game for a while. It seems every time you go anywhere there’s a Korok lying there, saying “HELP I NEED TO GET TO MY FRIEND,” and if you talk to it you always find out the friend is about 1500 yards the opposite direction of where you were headed. It quickly becomes…

apt for Fortnite

It’s almost poetry that Chevy is cancelling this vehicle now that they have the market cornered. It’d be like Ford cancelling the Maverick.

if theyre not law enforcement officers then they cant just barge in and take that shit even if it belongs to him. thats why oj finally went to jail. not for murder, for breaking into someones place and stealing his memorabilia back that was stolen from him years prior.

It may be that he simply accepted what they said at face value in the moment. 

Having been at the receiving end of something like this in the past, I’ll tell you exactly how they do it. These guys are REALLY good at intimidation and making you feel small. Like trained expert level intimidation. They threaten all of this terrible stuff (jailtime, criminal court cases, being sued by a huge…

They’re paid thugs. They lied to gain entry and stole property from him. Yeah. That’s fucked up. That’s why you DO NOT OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR FOR STRANGERS!!!

I have no doubt the YouTuber is not being entirely honest about this because he probably knows the boxes were not obtained legitimately and is trying to portray himself as a completely innocent person that did nothing wrong. Not saying I agree with the method here but let's not pretend that someone who knows they…

You’re right that it’s not exactly clear, but I’m pretty sure you just answered your own question there, “they’re probably large, intimidating, armed men, shouting about jail time and gigantic fines, holding some kind of piece of paper they claim gives them access” and his wife answered the door likely sans large,…

They're talking about someone from WotC being polite and apologetic, not the Pinkerton agent.

It really does suck that three of the largest IPs in tabletop games (MTG, DnD, Warhammer) are owned by two of the absolute worst companies.

Yet another case of “not sorry we did it, just sorry we got caught.”

WOTC is an awful company. News at 11.

The day they (and Hasbro) die and the MTG property is sold to some other entity will be a date to celebrate.

Do they hand out awards around here for the best headline of the week/month/year? Because if so, this is a solid entry. Good luck!

You can at least hand wave that Jerry was a successful standup in universe. Successful enough to have a sitcom pilot.

“Still in jail, huh, honey? Too bad. Did I mention the room service at the resort? I did? Well, we get room service. And we went on all your favorite rides, twice, because you couldn’t be with us and it made us feel close to you. In a way where you weren’t actually there.”

On the plus side, the rest of the family went on to enjoy a four-day overbearing-Dad-less vacation of a lifetime!

Sir Patrick Stewart is the Sexiest Bald Man Emeritus. The trophy William got is a framed picture of Sir Patrick Stewart in a toga from the 70s. Not from a movie, just him hanging out in a toga on a random Thursday.