YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE QUARANTINE

you could ask people “if you’re going to fight please grapple”

Saw two idiots doing 100 mph at 7:30am this morning, dodging and weaving between terrified innocent people, and right into each fucking other. I don’t know if they managed to pull away just in time or if they did touch but not hard enough to leave debris. The highways aren’t even that clear and these fools are still…

Flight school. Shit’s closed, and even if it was open, the contracts with the airlines got shredded right before they closed, so right now everybody is reading engineering manuals about what fluids to put in the aircraft for extended non-operation. It’s a bummer. Cargo is still flying but there is not enough demand…

Our buses are on a sunday schedule and there’s like 4 passengers per bus per run, it’s spooky.

My discovery was that I am a food goblin who needs to clean my damn fridge more than once every massive accident.

Turns out an aircraft in the air has basically infinite suction, whereas a ship at sea has infinite amounts of the opposite kind of pressure below the waterline. You would think the fucking Navy would know that, but no!

Dreams don’t die, they are killed, and they are killed by people who would rather kill their dreams than kill bourgeois scum.

Why the fuck are you worried about being diplomatic and equitable when you should be worried about the plague?

Ding dong the witch is dead!

Why would she do that? Why would she chose to live by an ideology she knows to be bankrupt? 

It was one of the best parts of The Last Jedi: “The Jedi are kinda dumb and should go away and be replaced by something better.” I was hoping they were going to double down on that in Episode XI, and the Duel of the Fates script did, but what we actually got didn’t, and that was a bummer.

If you have asthma and a history of upper respiratory tract infections, it doesn’t matter if you’re only in your 30's, it doesn’t matter if you run six days a week, this has killed people who match your description, and it’s killed them in a single fucking week. I assume you can’t finish your bucket list in seven days…

This is the best the Democratic Party can produce. This is the best reason to liquidate the party. It’s a fucking national embarrassment. Before the grays get excited may I remind them the Republican Party shouldn’t be liquidated so much as imprisoned for being a criminal organization.

lol boomers

But then you’ll miss so much!

My idea: A hollow sphere with twin hulls both made of LI-900 silica tiles (you may know them as the heat shield tiles from the space shuttle orbiter). It moves over the dry ocean plains of Venus by rolling via a tumbling gyroscope at its core, but it’s also possible for half the outer hull to fold out like flower…

In the US “mass transit” is transit for the poor. So of course it sucks and is somehow getting worse in this outbreak.

lol airlines. They’ve been villains for 40 fucking years. They keep doing it because they know they can get away with it. Want it to stop? Then don’t let them get away with it. Put their management in a fucking reeducation camp, nationalize the companies, and put the unions in charge.

I self-taught when I got out of the US military. I’ll spare you scrolling through my old posts and sum up: My parents had problems. The first time I cooked I was 16 (!) when my mom disappeared for 3 days to have a temper tantrum (!!) so I broke the rule against cooking to keep me and my little brother from starving…