Arnold is about due to play the role of Cohen the Barbarian.

Every other exercise bike costs $300, Peloton wants $3,000.

“Floating around in the upper atmosphere of Venus talking to yourself about ‘her emails’ and ‘the deep state’ literally forever” sounds like a kind of hell. The first circle of hell, if you will.

Here’s a quick and dirty dinner (or breakfast, I’m not a cop) fusion I call “Japanese bacon and eggs”:

I intended to use it to discipline a teenager and had to subject myself to the horror first. Since it sounds like Trump is fucking you, I decided against it.

...my own follows these exact conventions despite never knowing they existed before now. Neat. Yes it is pretentious about asking Big Questions and yes the spacecraft are geometric.

That fucking video, what the fuck. It’s not even an important face-touch like scratching your nose or rubbing eye boogers. Astronauts get a little nubbin in their helmet to let them scratch their nose on EVA. It was that irrelevant and super-annoying thing only self-important professors do: Lick their finger then turn…

This is a hygiene thing. You can’t be tracking the literal shit from the street around your house, including your bedroom. And there’s all kinds of other, figurative shit that is more toxic than literal shit that humans put on roads that ends up on your shoes. (It also ends up in nature after a rain, and fucks nature…

The assumption is that vegans aren’t people, and while I don’t agree with that view, I understand it.

This is a great story. A clear villain, a dirty liberal coward who appeases them, and something close to justice for both these antagonists. But I can’t help but look for the cloud in this silver lining. Racism should be illegal. I don’t want to rely on the moral decision making of the owners of a fucking Olive Garden.…

Racists are neither intelligent nor contemplative people. Only the most ape-like of humans think different human ethnic groups are apes. Classic projection.

Would be cool if she was Bernie’s VP pick. Not, like, in the future, right now.

Typical dirty liberal “feminist,” not one word in this whole article about how the US is destroying Venezuela’s economy, or why, or has destroyed the economies of multiple countries that dared oppose them.

The rich like to imagine they are all like Elon Musk. They are not.

we can only guess whether the problem is overall reader apathy, disinterest in reading about niche queer content, or issues with the specific content that has been published

I blame the schools. The quality of the people obsessed with aliens is immediately obvious. There is ironically a complete lack of science education among people obsessed with space. I’ve written extensively about how Americans are the dumbest humans to ever exist, which is a highly competitive category. “Aliens” are…

In the days of Jules Verne, humans were utterly unconcerned with aliens on Mars or the Moon, other than maybe to launch a missionary enterprise. I’m not sure if that block-headed nonsense is better or worse than the fanatic obsession of the mentally ill.

No, that’s not how disease works. I recommend you learn literally the first thing about disease. They evolve for specific biomes within specific host species. The odds of a mutation that lets a disease jump from one extremely closely related species to another are far longer than a million to one. Even in a world with…

That’s a yes from me, my dude. The prequels angered me, but the sequels made me not even like Star Wars anymore.

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