This 4chan attitude that the internet is a parallel reality where nothing is real and norms, morals, and laws don’t apply needs to die. I thought it was dead like 10 fucking years ago, when the FBI started using 4chan as a honeypot for pedophiles. But here’s the US court system, actively dragging the nation backward…

Gotta keep an eye on this, otherwise they’ll only get a slap on the wrist for saying the quiet part loud.

In Vino Veritas.

I just got done telling the Takeout you really shouldn’t give exercise equipment as gifts, especially not husbands to wives. Just don’t. Exercise equipment is one of the most neglected, thrown-away of all products, and that’s if you buy it yourself. If you buy it for someone else it’s all just a fat tax.

Journalists are extremely stupid. This is by design, the design having been made by rich people who are smarter than them. They are the useful idiots of the capitalist class. I mean “what are you going to spend it on” is not just rude and moronic, it’s also highly exploitable in a very camera-unsafe way. What’s the…

So this article brings up the question of “why does modern art suck so bad?” Why is it like this? Well the first reason is marketing, which sucks up all the halfway decent artists to make commercials and ads, leaving the mediocre and self-obsessed behind. The second reason is funding, which is dominated by the…

Yeah exercise equipment is a big no-no, especially from husbands to wives. There’s just a lot of stuff husbands should not buy wives. A blender for instance. If honey says “baby can you buy me a blender” then ok. Maybe you have all the money, or the Amazon Prime account, I don’t know your life. But buying your wife a…

This is one of those countries where blowing up the whole damn thing would be a mercy to those living there, a sort of national euthanasia.

I’ve seen DS9 so many times. It’s my favorite trek. And Odo was so central to the show. I know rationally that the show was 30 years ago and already people who starred in it have died but it still feels like yesterday and it feels so sad to see them go.

Driving like voting or gun ownership is just something too dangerous for the average American or for that matter the average human.

Since you are obviously a space alien who has no idea how humans work, let me first welcome you to planet Earth. Now I explain this situation: There is a list of curse words that don’t have any meaning other than “I do not like you.” Then there are other words that mean things. One of them is “pedophile.” In this…

This 4chan attitude that the internet is an alternate dimension and laws that apply to telephones, television, and radio don’t apply to things done there needs to die. Most people recognize that it did die something like 10 years ago. Even 4chan has been a FBI honeypot for actual pedophiles for at least 10 years. It’s…

It never ceases to amaze me how terrified cops are of pulling over rich guys in nice cars. All these assholes blowing coal with smoke stacks welded into their trucks? Highly illegal, never pulled over. Assholes in this fucking town who work in dealerships and use brand fucking new cars as a daily driver for them,…

Oh look, fucking paragraphs of hand-wringing about why we should always presume rich white people innocent of racism, even when presented with hilariously obvious evidence.

The fact people are still designing new internal combustion vehicles undermines all the faith we have been taught to place in human reason.

I’m going to speak on the subject of mulled wine because it was my go-to when my boo was in college and we were poor as fuck and drank as a form of entertainment because there was nothing else to fucking do in that shitty college town. If you’re going to mull wine, buy the cheapest swill you can find. Two Buck Chuck…

The fact this man is running for the Democratic nomination is an indictment of the Democratic Party, present, past, and future.

And yet when I say I want to put these people in a reeducation camp the liberals get upset. Even when I promise to have the camp built by nice Scandinavian people so the only torture will be assembling your own furniture and the perpetual feeling of being stuck in Christian summer camp.

The fact this is a question is an indictment of the US system. The whole point of insurance is that it’s supposed to be cheaper and safer than going it on your own. Pooled money is capital, which can be lent out as a financial product that earns interest, which increases the money available for insurance payouts. But…

It’s amazing to me just how racist the ruling class is. Even when on their best behavior they can’t stop compulsively saying obviously racist shit. They’re monsters who can’t even pretend to act like human beings.