Was hilarious, can’t wait to see where they go with it.

Black people can never just be good at shit with white guys like this. It’s always gotta be deterministic. Some powerful simian gene because you’re further down the evolutionary tree, or the positive side-effect of slavery selecting for strong ones, or melanin making you immune to pain, or now, melanin as a cloaking…

sounds like dude just isn’t down with other dudes beating male children for being “faggoty” which is great

Think “bloomin onion” but they’re not connected at the base.

I don’t know what it says that among the first things our new private equity bosses did was dissolve the investigative unit I was a part of.

I mean how else would you like to start the game? The character is taking a shit? Mom is giving birth to them? They are decanted out of a bioreactor, wet and wriggling? I’m not sure where the complaint is.

That would be wise but if you’re challenging someone to a push-up competition you’re probably not particularly wise. Went to a halloween party one year as the military half of the military-industrial complex (a couple’s costume with my boo). When a 20-something ex-marine found out I was a <ferengi>FEmale</ferengi>…

That “something” is propaganda. It is not actually help. No one should be manufacturing new internal combustion engines in 2020. No one should have been manufacturing them 40 years ago. These companies are actively campaigning against the measures necessary to save the world they themselves live in. They started a…

Capital is dead labor. Specifically, dead black people. The white capitalist still owns those slaves his great-grandparents bought, and refuses to free them, and uses them to oppress living black people through rent collecting and worker exploitation and such. That is an ugly thing. But the black capitalist? Does it…

Agreed, the best French toast requires no syrup. Syrup is a distraction if you do it right. If you fuck it up that’s fine too, and syrup is there like a thirsty second choice to satisfy you in your time of need. But the goal should always be to produce a light, fluffy sweetcake that needs nothing else.

Hey I wish you could just talk to these bros like “bro, other people are straight up not having a good time, let’s tone down the awesome sauce just a scootch. Take it from 11 to, like, 9. Maybe 8.” But as it turns out, people can’t be reasoned with, and don’t change, except for the worst. So you gotta hire fewer bros.

EVs are a genuine technological upgrade. Not only does that mean fewer manufacturing jobs, it means fewer jobs for the army of multiple felons that work in auto repair shops. The open question though is how you’re going to fuel them. Already manufacturers are cutting back production because there aren’t enough…

Because “petrol” is for stupid Boris Johnson voters who actively want to destroy human civilization and murderrape Muslim children, just as batteries are for idiots who don’t understand how little lithium this planet has. Solar/wind power is cheap, but lousy sources of electricity, so if instead of producing…

You are not smart. Please do not speak on subjects you know nothing about.
1) Lion batteries are not “scary.” Neither are the mildly pressurized hydrogen tanks now in use.
2) Hydrogen fuel has been used in vehicles (and spacecraft) for decades without incident or the problems you describe.
3) You cannot “fuel” your EV at…

God is the most prolific murderer of all time. He will greet you as a colleague.

Same with white America. Which is why you deport them where there is no one to complain, no one to enslave, no forests to deplete, no fisheries to crash, no oil to drill. A variety of planets fit that description and are within a reasonable Δv budget as well as monetary budget given the recent work of Elongated…

Fucking rich people get up to some weird-ass shit trying to spend all the money they take from you in rent and profit.

The term “dystopian future” has reached the same point as “distraction from.” Trump is not committing crime A trying to distract from crime B, he’s just a criminal. Similarly you need not fear a dystopian future, and should really pay attention to your dystopian present.

Maybe they were a step forward 400 years ago.

I thought this article was about forcing Mac users to quit Apple because I was scrolling too fast so now I’m kinda disappointed. I was like “is China putting them in camps or what?”