This one time I, the First Millennial, from whom all other, lesser Millennials descend, was over at the shitty college apartment of some other, lesser Millennials. They wanted to order food because they are like toddlers and unable to feed themselves other than pressing a button that spends mommies money. I said…

You could call your beer “PG@E: Pretty Good at burning Everything.” Get Fireball Whiskey to co-sponsor, make a dark, spicey beer.

yeah I don’t understand how a nation whose pastime is playing video games where they murder nazis by the truckload can echo every nazi’s favorite nuremburg defense “I was just doing my job”

how do you think we’re gonna live on the moon marnie

do you imagine farmer bob will till the death sand with a mulch of processed shit and dead astronauts under a 3-meter thick glass dome for 14 days and nights of completely unfiltered highly ultraviolet light while wearing denim overalls and a straw hat while chewing…

Hypermasculinity is a faith and a cult, and their fanatics were the first gender police. The weirdos who invent new pronouns and cannot talk about gender in less than 2,000 words and/or referencing Foucault are also the gender police, but their primary purpose is to fight the first gender police. They are the Internal…

The solution is to invite a bunch of gender police to bounce your bar on the inside so every time someone bullies a dude for ordering a girly drink they blast them with a CO2 fire extinguisher and then launch into a lecture about gender. No one will ever mention gender at your bar ever again, and the drinks will be…

It’s amazing how stupid this is. Just so fucking typical of the British wannabes running Ireland these days. “We need to do something about our drinking culture!” “I’ve got an idea, let’s do something that has no effect at all on the drinking culture but is a new stupid rule everyone has to follow and is ‘fer tha…

it’s getting really tiresome how obnoxious liberals refuse to treat valid complaints of capitalist goods and services as valid because the complainers are some kind of RATHITHT SEXTHITHT [citation needed] for daring to criticize the fruits of capitalism while still squeezing an article they are paid for out of the…

Whoever Gisnep has in charge at the Stare Ware department is a fool and a liar and this latest Gisnep Carp Office Mause 21-Cen Idition alteration is the embodiment and symbol of their corporate malfeasance, absence of all creativity, refusal to make decisions or have a comprehensible message or use an identifiable…

Why are you trying to argue with nazis? Punch them in the face, liberal. It’s fucking veterans day. Do you think punching is all that happened in Normandy? Punching nazis is the compromise. Setting them on fire with a flamethrower was how it used to go.

you could look at bumping into someone else as a time to shine, dig deep to find the energy to be polite and defuse tension, take that moment of physical closeness to get emotionally close by bailing you both out of what could be an awkward situation, make their day better rather than worse, and appreciate for just a…

Corporate can try to make the problem seem to go away with a quota on black bodies and posters that say black lives matter and memos that say stop being racist but fundamentally they’re the people who hired these racists and they’re the people who refuse to fire these racists and they’re the people who chose…

Yall really reaching.

Do you have any idea how many people “natural gas” kills? This isn’t even an issue of climate change. In theory you can manufacture carbon-neutral CH4 and then capture the CO2 produced and sequester it as part of geothermal power. But piping around rocket fuel has proven to be the deadliest form of power by far. This…

“Rian Johnson literally shot my dog and fucked my mom” is a stupid argument. The movie TLJ was bad. But fans who abduct their ex girlfriend and drive off a bridge because they perceive corporate mismanagement of an intellectual property as an attack on their fucking “identity” need to spend some time in a locked…

That is because you like bad things. I get how “Rian Johnson literally shot my dog and fucked my mom” is a stupid argument. But the movie TLJ was also just bad. Fans who refuse to admit when something in their fandom is genuinely bad are insufferable. Things happened that were boring and went nowhere. We were meant to…

“We’re not an energy company, we make apps, and one of those apps just happens to connect consumers with the fossil fuels they’re looking for. Another app connects private citizens running for congress to donations to their campaign. Another app connects people in our company to congressmen handing out subsidies. As…

Well y’know it’s possible to have interests and not be a dick about it. There’s any number of reasons to like food that happens to be vegan other than being a vegan. Hell, you can eat vegan and not be “a vegan,” ie not make it part of your “identity,” not participate in the community, not do any proselytizing, not do…

yeah my experiences with Beyond Meat are that it’s not good whereas Impossible Burger is genuinely good

I had thought discovering people you loved were horrible monsters was just part of life. And yet Paltrow appears to struggle with this concept. There are multiple internet commenters championing the childish innocence of this white woman, as there always are, even when it’s a movie whose villain is a white woman. What…