What were they looking for? It’s got “zoo” in the name. It’s a zoo. You manage animals. They’re either dying due to your mismanagement or frolicking like it’s the Garden of Eden and making adorable babies. My gf can’t put it down and regularly updates me on all her cute animals. The only disappointment she’s felt is…

My time in the US Navy was basically hitchhiking across the world by means of a variety of warships and warplanes from hotzone to hotzone. Of all the horrors and atrocities, that part at least was pretty cool, but not true hitchhiking. You need that element of unfamiliarity, vulnerability, and fear that doesn’t come…

That bridge isn’t done eating trucks yet, mark my words. 12'-4" is still too low. Average commercial truck height is 13'-6". So now instead of eating 100% of them it’ll only eat, say, 98%.

My fear is of the creatures running the reincarnation program. Who gets demoted to skink? How many skinks get promoted to human? Does everyone get a do-over in case of miscarriage? Do you pick your parents? Where are your memories kept if not your brain? If you love someone and die and come back as a child who is…

Fuck man the top of everything is a shelf unless using it as a shelf will start a structure fire (as in the case of my wall heating unit) or death (in the case of my snake’s terrarium). Can the fridge’s heat pump function? If yes, pile some more stuff on and around that thing. If no, pile less stuff on and around it.…

Imagine being the kind of dude who sits around all day trying to invent new ways to oppress women. Imagine what this dudes inner life is like. Like that’s just what he does all day. The mind wanders off-task while cleaning or working, and bam, it’s #MakeWomenBlindAgain. How do these guys not think about lasers, or…

Most people Non-white people get quite agitated when you white people mess with the format of Thanksgiving dinner, but I try not to let this society we live in non-white people influence my creative process.

The capitalist scum are not content to merely kill you. They insist you die quietly.

Gender reveals are stupid in the literal sense that they are done by stupid people who have killed themselves and started forest fires with these stupid parties. They are also stupid in the sense that this society’s obsession with gender is stupid and it’s obsession with programming gender is harmful to literally…

Put laser weapons on the top of grid-power connected skyscrapers for point defense against missiles and hijacked airliners. Laser propulsion is a valid means of launching payload to orbit, either by itself or as part of a railgun launch system or one kind of space elevator or other. Once in orbit, lasers can push…

There are some inaccuracies in this article. The biggest is that gunpowder munitions do not lose energy over distance. They do. Anyone familiar with the physics of a rifle knows the energy of a projectile when fired from the barrel is different from the energy of a projectile at its effective range. This energy loss…

Well suppose you’re an idiot. The idea of using your knowledge of how software and hardware works to find exploits and exploit them goes over your head. Conceptually it blurs into the primal fear of “doing something I didn’t anticipate.” They just don’t have enough thinky bits to differentiate between an ex who knows…

Being a tech company means you get blanket immunity from regulation, scrutiny, due diligence, and basic skepticism. I’m surprised oil and coal and hardrock mining and finance companies haven’t re-branded as tech companies yet.

why not lay no-contact charging cables under the track, like they’re putting under the roads in ROK

There’s no way I’m driving a car named “Space Vizzion,” let alone buying it. I’d pay cash to beat up the dude who named it that. Might call around some VW dealerships and ask for a quote.

I’m glad Japan got him. They have a sense of justice and a CEO-to-average-worker pay ratio that is actually halfway decent. No way ze Franch or Americans would actually put this dude in prison.

My dad had similar opinions and it was fucking gross. Got Old Testament about that shit, in the literal sense that he thought the Old Testament gave him these rights. It was terrifying knowing that at any time after puberty he thought he had the right to “pull [my] pants down and check on what was going on down…

OPRAH: She Doesn’t Count as Your Black Friend

It might seem a bit Draconian but cutting in line is some bullshit and the cops should let the killer off with a warning.

I mean I’m gonna need a control group because this is la la land and I’m pretty sure this is just how drivers act there, sandwhich or no.