For the galaxy. We may be the only sentient life here. See, on the one hand, I want to save the other sentient races of the galaxy from getting invaded by this hideous race of chittering goblins. So from that perspective I’m definitely on #TeamGiantMeteor. But on the other hand, this hideous race of chittering goblins…

I got a non-chain southern restaurant here in town no more than two blocks away from my apartment that sells a fucking Michelin-rated (or some shit) spicy chicken sandwich. One of them “we respectfully decline substitutions” jobs. It is in fact really fucking good. For $14 it better be.

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Food is the most overlooked addiction. Yes, there are chemical engineers making it more delicious than anything that exists in nature, but have you tried heroin or cocaine? Breeders are constantly trying to make marijuana better, but if someone suggested marijuana was too good today, and thus to blame for “addiction,” …

not usually no but time-travellers get a pass to kill white children like for instance baby Hitler and you

love cap’s salute at the end <3

No one was even thinking of your burnt-umber-80's goth-self and here you had to go bringing YOU up again. How very, very Mayopolitan of you. I bet you have a Gold Starbucks card. I bet Uggs named a boot after you. I bet American Eagle has you on a no-returns list. I bet Yankee Candle smells YOU coming.

This isn’t even the first time I’ve heard of it. It’s amazing what people will just instantly believe. The first time I saw it was on social media a decade ago with a picture of bell peppers claiming the ones with 4 little nubbins at the bottom were Sex A and 3 nubbins meant Sex B. I thought “that doesn’t sound right…

Plant sex is a fucking madhouse. If you put plant people with real world-accurate plant sex in a science fiction or fantasy book idiots would say it was unrealistic and get hella offended and accuse you of having a weird fetish and pushing “the gay agenda.”

How about don’t yell at anyone for any reason other than, say, being a nazi, or publishing nazi talking points while “identifying” as a liberal, or working in medical billing, or a handful of other similar exceptions.

You can really tell when a director doesn’t care. The boob who did Nemesis didn’t know how to pronounce Captain Picard’s name. I mean how do you fuck that up? How many hours on set with every actor saying his name multiple times does it take for you to pay fucking attention? Knowing what I know about Hollywood I’m not…

Stop making up bullshit new words when existing ones are accurate but make you feel awkward. I mean really just abandon the entire post-modernist philosophy, and metaphysics in general, but I understand that despite being 30 anyone who invents a new word because an existing word makes them feel awkward is a fucking…

It’s amazing how these people carry on like European nationalism wasn’t the reason for WWI or the century of war and tumult after it.

We’re not going with years with a valid license, mileage, hours driven daily, cities driven in, at-fault accidents, licenses for different vehicles other than passenger cars?

here you are thinking that laws are things that exist objectively

this is America, the corporation always wins

Humans have 50,000 years of technological baggage they have to resolve in, oh, less than a century or they will all go extinct. There is no “technological challenge” to resolve; there is a fundamental hole in human intelligence that must be resolved. Sure there are some humans who are smart enough to perceive and even…

Under British colonial law an “octaroon” was legally white and entitled to the legal rights and privileges that were enshrined by law for white people and intentionally legally excluded from non-whites. The definition of an “octaroon” is someone who is 1/8th non-white (they have 1 non-white great-grandparent). See…

If these dudes were Arab and/or Muslim any server hosting this site would be bombed from low Earth orbit. The only delay would be caused by DARPA doing R&D on a new, insane type of weapon to blow them up.

The stopped clock is right again. The solution is not to blame Mexicans of course, but the solution is to blame dirty fucking liberals for being hilariously incompetent at the basic task of managing a state. I mean California’s problems include one caused by China, and Trump loves to hate on China, but he doesn’t care…

See this is what I’m talking about when I say these streaming services gotta be regulated. This is bullshit. It’s impossible to understand. At least the Red Chinese understand the state needs to stop anticonsumer behavior.