I watched "Suicide Squad" on cable, and I wanted a refund. Everyone who defends that film seems to have watched another movie entirely.

That was my favorite running joke.

But more domestic violencey.

HULK SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

I thought I was the only person watching that show.

S'okay. Not your fault he was a pedo creep.

I've been wondering if they didn't fly some kind of banner or flag to indicate it was the …I dunno, admiral's ship or whatever they'd call it. The "flagship" because there's an actual flag. So he knew that way where Yara et al. would be.

I sighed heavily and muttered, "Goddamnit, Theon."

Based on historical descriptions of certain slave markets that I do not have the stomach to google right now, sometimes castration did involve full or partial removal of the penis, because slavers are, among other things, giant pieces of shit who torture children.

So imagine what it'd be like when he truly does shit the bed. We'd entirely forget the soup-to-poop montage.

I think he could do with a good, thorough pegging.

Ugh. You're reminding me of the middle school gym teacher who kept groping me in seventh and eighth grade gym class.

And their digital subscription rate isn't nearly as steep as the NYT's.

It's already been that way for decades.

The way the Reagan administration fucked over the LGBT community when the AIDS crisis was raging across the country was pretty damned overt.

You're giving Trump too much credit.

I'm now imagining souse chef shooting seeds into the Wisconsin breeze like a human dandelion.

Well, at the very least, you can't punch him. (No matter how much Texans may want to do so.)

I think the humor that was there was to give a break from the horror of it. Playing it straight would have been a bit much.

God, I hope it was poisoned. That would be the perfect way for him to go.