Imagine how filthy her apartment is. Not just the floors, but the sofa and bed, etc. I bet she hasn’t washed her tub in a year. Ugh. Bare feet on a city sidewalk is just too nasty to comprehend. So foul.

This was my mom’s all-time favorite show, and she’s been living in hope of this movie for years. The fact that they’ve dragged out the promise of this movie to past the endpoint of her now-ceasing lifespan makes me hate nearly all of the worthless cocksuckers involved.

At least his real-life counterpart’s incompetence and assholery led to the Magna Carta being signed.

Log 2020: It’s better than bad, it’s good!

In my head, Adrian Pimento died of a broken heart on that roof, so when Janet tried to make a boyfriend, his newly-dead soul wound up being used, but is so weirded out by being dumped by Diaz, being dead, and being a robot (not a robot)’s boyfriend, he’s kind of shorted out into Dereking.

I kinda wanted to hear more of it.

Do the shrimp sauce flavors line up with the flavors of baby Eleanor offered to existential crisis Michael? Because that was the first thing I thought of when I saw “Cool Ranch”.

Only the finest of box wines for Nancy and her little racist coven. Box wine and ugly knitting projects they donate at church.

If Reagan can grope a whole bunch of women, switch parties, and become The Most Presidentiest President Since Washington Because Actual Facts and History Mean Nothing, so can Affleck.

“Strength” is a good word to describe the fortitude and wherewithal to choose to step forward and relive the experience publicly and have yourself turned into a target by those who enjoy dismissing, harassing, or berating victims of sexual harassment, sexual assault, and rape.

Sexual assault is a display of power. If he successfully assaulted women with connections, then his power display was that much more potent.

And with that, you’re a better writer than anyone on the SNL staff.

I have to admit, I can only listen to what Trump says by hearing Peter Serafinowicz say it in a goofy accent of some kind.

Metabitching

That was a super-weird reference for Vice to cite when Sophie’s Choice was right there, looming over every such reference in all media.

I had no idea how good I had it on Disqus.

Yeah, my mom wasn’t too hot on the Church at that point, either, so when my sibling and I told her we didn’t want to be confirmed, she nodded her head and quietly let us all stop going to church.

Prosperity Bible is necrotizing fasciitis for the soul.

Meanwhile, in my affluent neck of the gold-leafed wood of youth and springtime, the priest who gave a homily on that verse accurately and told his flock that maybe they should try doing some good with their money and power got transferred to another church across the state. Because DON’T MAKE THE WEALTHY FEEL GUILTY…

It’s made the mobile site so ugly. My eyes hurt.