Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

that would require being able to afford a plane ticket

I always find it startling when someone who has no knowledge about us decides to speak for us.

glad you both read the tweet

Always trying to get in somewhere he doesn’t rightfully belong.

Chief designer of Bugatti drives a GTI; Jeremy Clarkson drives a GTI; your neighbor’s mama probably drives a GTI.

GTI is always the answer.

As a white guy, the only racism I’ve probably experienced is on the basketball court with strangers. I’m not great, but I’m OK. I usually get one chance and if I fuck it up, I never get the ball again. I could be open for the corner three and my hands are up, and they’re like, “don’t shoot”.

She was a monthly right winger contributor to the paper. They ended up firing her (not that she was probably getting paid).

The mountain stages are coming. Still, that’s an impressive sprint after 138 miles.

just sue it

“But this is a hybrid car. That means it can drive underwater.”

Wowza. I might force my bartender brother to mix this up for me sometime. As for right now, I’m downing some red wine.

You feel weird, because you live in a world where the media and various constituencies, have convinced you that someone or something is either good or evil.

Poor fundamentals! Curry will never make it anywhere with this playing style.

They’ll get around to that after the “she was asking for it”takes.

if by “part” you mean a driveshaft for an old longbed C10. Good luck finding that locally.

No, man. You're wrong. St. Peter is not the worst place you've ever been. Just admit it. You're wrong.