Wow!! That looks really nice. What does this thing cost??

I see nothing wrong with it. Someone just needs a tampon!

go fuck yourself. you’re a cynical piece of shit.

The new logo, uniforms and Maalox-colored mascot make it clear that Ballmer bestowed upon the Clippers organization the fabulous design aesthetic that has always made Microsoft products so visually appealing and user-friendly.

There is a tension at that school because the locals have some contempt for the college students and make the contempt obvious to the students. The irony is that the college is one of the main sources of income around there, but the locals don’t realize that if they don’t work for Valdosta.

Yep, KPH. Typo, fixed.

Barry - “Hello, I’d like to make a reservation for one under Barry.”

Pat Tillman showing up for practice.

+1 to this. The Hennessey Venom is basically a stripped out tuner car. The Veyron is a den of opulence that goes 250mph and comes straight from one of the largest automobile manufacturers in the world.

Now, I don’t want to disparage what the Venom *is*. It’s a VERY fast car, made by a small number of people, and it’s…

That was a quack? They must not play Old McDonald in Russia.

If West Virginia were any more inbred, it would be a sandwich.

They were asked to press “1” for English.

It really can’t be understated how terrible that call was.

“you’ve got to be fucking kidding me”

How could they not suck with a pitcher named Dyson

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

This is how one of our cats got herself a home. She walked into the open garage on a warm autumn day, opened the door from the garage to the kitchen, and waltzed in. Three years later, she’s basically running the place.

“Ma, you need to go to Costco again!”

For such an anti-Left stooge, he sure took a lot in government handouts. Must be a Republican.