What crime? She is just taking out the trash.

Yea but as a minor, the baby would probably get off with just a slap on the wrist and some raspberries on the belly.

Don’t ever, ever steal a woman’s purse..........pregnant or not! Hell hath no fury.

(insert joke about naval vessel commanding a lighthouse to change course)

The cake was great. It had two scoops of ice cream. Not one, like all the losers got.

It’s more likely the scenario unfolds like this:

Take a moment to think about what you wrote.

I had to fix brake lines on my grandfathers van after he died so we could sell it to pay for the funeral. One of the worst days of my life.

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

My big old dumb P71 agrees.

Ha! Same! I chose to just drive F150 XLT’s on lease years ago. And now I always get the 3.5 Eco because it has an emergency brake, unlike the 2.7 which has “electronic parking brake” aka a computer that applies the ABS pump...not a secondary brake shoe system with mechanical cable and lever.

‘Member when driving low tech was high fun? Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

sure doesnt leaf much margin for error, eh?

He writes “soory” on all his bullets

Did he apologize afterwards ?

Why? Just the general “fuck you for being better off than me”, or is there a specific reason for it?

6.2 SRT engine....no shit. This will decimate all, after you put about ten grand into it, if we have to, overnight parts from De-troit.

when are you going to hire some good people?

I’m so glad that, much like the recent Root cross-posting, we get to enjoy an extra-large heap of Jezebel in our Jalopnik posts.

I mean this in the nicest way possible...