These are really great suggestions for slightly older kids — those who can process the concept of a global pandemic and issues that affect society at large (even if they may not really, or shouldn’t, understand the full scope of the systemic issues that cause it).

Might make the Range Rovers reliable

The good thing about getting the Coronavirus when driving for Uber is that the executives get to take 60% of it.

Their teachers are older, as are their parents and grandparents.

This is honestly a personal concern of mine. I’m lucky enough to work from home, so my son would likely be able to stay with me, but my main back-ups are my husband’s parents.

Will it decimate all?

This is like David Tracy with a budget.

Seriously, just turn around and walk away.

I don’t know where you got the idea that Wang Tang Clan is something with which you can fuck, but allow me to disabuse you of that notion forthwith!

Well we can write off Alderan as an option.

You’ve been out from under Univision for, like 12 minutes and this is what’s next?

Could you please watch your language? I brought my children to this comment section.

Here’s another Pro-tip

According to a Porsche spokesperson, Porsche Brasil confirms that 37 of its new cars, in route from Hamburg, Germany to Santos, Brazil, were aboard the vessel Grande America that suffered a maritime incident near the coast of Brest, France, on March 12, 2019.

I suspect it still has a 2LiveCrew tape in the cassette player, as well.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Respectfully to your last point, I love the enthusiasm, but I think she’s exactly where she needs to be for now: Congress needs more young, progressive members uncorrupted by status quo politics of the last several decades—she’s providing a fantastic example of how to question and combat the evils we’re up against. I…

“My WRX isn’t modified.”

If you’re seriously asking that I wonder why we’re on Jalopnik. Off the top of my head:
1. It pisses off Range Rover purists.
2. It pisses off BMW purists.
3. It now makes turbo noises, and with some tweaking can probably shoot fire out the exhaust.
4. It now has a manual.

Probably would cost $3000 the way health care is