These are really great suggestions for slightly older kids — those who can process the concept of a global pandemic and issues that affect society at large (even if they may not really, or shouldn’t, understand the full scope of the systemic issues that cause it).

Might make the Range Rovers reliable

The good thing about getting the Coronavirus when driving for Uber is that the executives get to take 60% of it.

No no, I’m terribly sorry, surely you meant to say Hudson Hawk’s Richard E. Grant.

Their teachers are older, as are their parents and grandparents.

This is honestly a personal concern of mine. I’m lucky enough to work from home, so my son would likely be able to stay with me, but my main back-ups are my husband’s parents.

They had when they were younger, but once you get prostate enlargement the last thing you want is a narrow seat bicycle.

Will it decimate all?

This is like David Tracy with a budget.

Seriously, just turn around and walk away.

I don’t know where you got the idea that Wang Tang Clan is something with which you can fuck, but allow me to disabuse you of that notion forthwith!

Oh it murdered, alright. Murdered our hearts.

Well we can write off Alderan as an option.

You’ve been out from under Univision for, like 12 minutes and this is what’s next?

Last Jedi is the third best Star Wars Movie after Empire and Rogue One and anyone who disagrees can go straight to hell.  Do not pass go.  Do not collect 200 dollars.  

It’s unrealistic and delivered by an anti-science messenger.

Could you please watch your language? I brought my children to this comment section.

Here’s another Pro-tip

According to a Porsche spokesperson, Porsche Brasil confirms that 37 of its new cars, in route from Hamburg, Germany to Santos, Brazil, were aboard the vessel Grande America that suffered a maritime incident near the coast of Brest, France, on March 12, 2019.

Probably would cost $3000 the way health care is