Still better than Rimac’s limp mode.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

While my Qatar gently weeps.

I was just hoping for a number I could show my wife

There’s never been a supermodel lingerie party at my house. I own a PT Cruiser. Draw your own conclusions.

Gah, the Jesus Fish!!! That should be a crime!

Wow, I didn’t realize the Nimitz was still operational. I mean, it’s been around since, what, roughly 1942?

Hey, another area of Kinja that speaks to me. I think you should run with the “Will It Baby?” from over at Jalopnik, and expand to other items, furniture, gadgets, etc.

Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.

I miss being in a place with good seafood. There’s a restaurant across from the airport in Seattle—13 Coins—that has clams steamed in pesto sauce and cooks salmon in what must be enough butter to kill Paula Deen. Tacos and queso are good and all, but that. I miss that.

Every time we get an email that says something like that, I take a pill out of the Big Jar.

It’s ok, I got free tickets in 2 weeks because my daughter’s choir is singing the anthem at SafeCo.

The current ineptitude of the Mariners must be understood in the context of their historical misery, which is essentially unrivaled

Well, if you are to cheap to rent a car. There is only one way out I can see.

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

They will now spend 14 hours locked in a steel tube, thousands of feet above the ground, with a man not exactly known for gracefully handling bad news.

As the Designated Asian© here I grant immunity over “RiceMan”. Too perfect.

* insert TOP GUN gif here *

Top Gong

Great balls of wonton.