They will now spend 14 hours locked in a steel tube, thousands of feet above the ground, with a man not exactly known for gracefully handling bad news.

As the Designated Asian© here I grant immunity over “RiceMan”. Too perfect.

* insert TOP GUN gif here *

Top Gong

Great balls of wonton.

This seems cool, but shouldn’t Mitsubishi focus on a production car that consumers might actually want?

Staying in Seattle...

I was fortunate enough to see Chris Cornell a couple of years ago when he was doing his acoustic tour. This is footage from that show.

“The gearbox quickly shoves into another gear as I’m pushed deep into the seat. My palms are sweaty.”

Nah, I think there is one even more annoying. The one you are in.

Kemp jerseys are approved

Hello, I am part of the Jalopnik circlejerk. Here to remind you of this:

The insurance on the Mustang is higher. Also cleaning human blood off the body is a shitty job.

I think each author here needs a day to geek out about their favorite brands. all day, all things brand - from track to trail.

But the EMALS!

Actually - Rosie O’Donnell is a perfect stand-in for Sarah Huckabee...and nothing would pissoff Trump more

The large image of a map seems like it accomplishes that, but it’s in Washington.

To bad her story wasn’t selected

Sub in mayo for the butter*. You won’t regret it.