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This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.

Do them when you are young. The shit that you accumulate in your brain as you get older makes for a bad trip.

Brian Urlantler

The baby is crowning as I type. I need one of these to catch the baby and hold it for 18 years.

my wife is due in 10 days, I want it by the end of the week.

I have #3 on the way... I want one of these in every room in my house.

No shit. I have baby number 2 on the way in a few months. I’ll take 2.

It’s not the motion that puts kids to sleep. It’s the carbon monoxide.

I can’t look at any picture of Bertha and feel positive. Eff Seattle DOT right in the A.

Looks like he finally got around to watching X-Men: Apocalypse.

At least we still have Rob Gronkowski and a beer bong.

At least we still have Verlander and Upton.

Buy Raytheon stock. Again.

Huh, that’s something you don’t see every day — a Series 1 Discovery in running condition.

Let’s be honest, the real crime here is vertical video.

Sarah Jean Underwood here, methinks.

<calls entire country stupid while using poor/lazy grammar and questionably cohesive sentences>

Chinook guy here. Yes, if she’s not leaking* she’s not flying.

“Despite having the highest accident rate of any U.S. Marine Corps fixed-wing aircraft...”