And for just a second, she was queen. All of her troubles forgotten. Life felt better, filled with purpose. No matter that soon she would be walking out of that stadium and back into the cold reality of living in Pittsburgh, she would forever have this moment. The girls at the end of the Heinz Cocktail Sauce…

No. Jesus rode in of his own Accord.

My wife and I have two vehicles: a 2016 Mazda6 i Touring and a 2013 Mazda CX-5 Sport. We have one child, a son, and he is seven-weeks-old as of today.

My cars (CTS, Expedition) are just the right size for two adults and three daughters that will kill each other if squished together for so long and the road trips we take.

Add roast beef to this and you have a Subway Club.

No wonder he lost control. The racing stripe is way off-center.

Anyone who has gotten stoned and drifted for hours in video games knows this is a match made in heaven.

Atleast credit Dusty Ventures from Oppo:

You should read World War Z, IIRC they imply a solution to your very qualm. There’s plenty of meat within the borders to keep a core contingent alive.

They store it in a warehouse, rotting for the next 50 years, in anticipation of David Tracy’s grandson to buy them.

Tell that to your parents who smuggled you in as an infant 30 years ago and are now dead, while you live a peaceful productive, employed life, unlike the lazy not, working, white trash cashing “disability checks” down the street.

“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

You can care deeply about your car without caring particularly about swirls on your clearcoat.

-No one goes to North Dakota, but NO ONE visits Alaska.

How many of his cars are named George too?

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

Huh, imagine that. Guess who else it isn’t working out well for...

Oh no.

Look, it was hot that day and I thought you were UPS. Also, it’s not my fault you consider that art piece I did with my college roommate a porno.

Cats, your mother in law, and a child, and you didn’t even close the door all the way, let alone lock it? I DO NOT understand. It’s like you wanted her to see.