well, he did promise jobs to those whiny-assed Red Staters who can’t seem to find a career

You are missing his point entirely. He wasn’t saying “We’d win a lot quicker if we took non-soldiers.” He is saying the public wouldn’t stand for people being forced to go fight and die for a war they don’t believe in, and we would be much less likely to trot the idea of war unless is was a war of necessity.

You can’t condemn conscription of your own sons and then criticize Trump for dodging the draft in the same fucking sentence.

People weren’t okay with Vietnam. Take that and add social media. War is a very dicey proposal when people who haven’t signed up for the military are being asked to die for reasons they don’t fully understand or believe in.

Rudy, would you PLEASE teach Trumplestiltskin how to wear clothes?

Boy do I feel old reading your comment. I was a few years out of college and working in political journalism when the Lewinsky scandal broke and it was such an exciting time at work. When Monica left for her WH internship, she told friends she was going to go get her “presidential knee-pads”. She was the instigator…

Was it gross, creepy, ill-advised, and everything in between, on Bill Clinton’s part, to sleep with a much-younger woman who worked for him? Absolutely. But Lewinsky says it wasn’t rape, and she’s the ultimate authority on the subject.

He actually makes lisps sound disgusting, and I love a good lisp. He ruins everything.

Giuliani is a lawyer. The law is all about cum. Testimony with mouths is inadmissible in court. The court only works when jizz is added. So Donald TALKING about his deeds and intentions doesn’t matter if there’s no Baby Batter involved. That’s why it’s called a CUMFESSION

She, herself, claimed herself the aggressor in the relationship from what I can remember and was turned on by the thought of fucking the most powerful man in the world. On the other hand, she definitely got the raw end of the deal and was probably not experienced enough to realize what the fallout would be.

Anyway, back to the semen. As Guiliani points out, it was on the dress.

This election really is enough to make anyone swear off sex, just having to watch these super gross men talk about it.

I hope somebody had a dress handy for him. He clearly finished.

This is getting more embarrassing by the day. Nothing would shock me at this point.

Am I the only one who pictured a cheerful new “swimmers” pattern at Modcloth?

Rudy Giuliani is so progressive on women’s issues he’s fighting for rape victims who claim not to be victims.

I can see Rudy yelling semen season.

This guy’s only worth is reminding us that children of scum aren’t always scum themselves.

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