Rudy, would you PLEASE teach Trumplestiltskin how to wear clothes?

Boy do I feel old reading your comment. I was a few years out of college and working in political journalism when the Lewinsky scandal broke and it was such an exciting time at work. When Monica left for her WH internship, she told friends she was going to go get her “presidential knee-pads”. She was the instigator…

Was it gross, creepy, ill-advised, and everything in between, on Bill Clinton’s part, to sleep with a much-younger woman who worked for him? Absolutely. But Lewinsky says it wasn’t rape, and she’s the ultimate authority on the subject.

He actually makes lisps sound disgusting, and I love a good lisp. He ruins everything.

Giuliani is a lawyer. The law is all about cum. Testimony with mouths is inadmissible in court. The court only works when jizz is added. So Donald TALKING about his deeds and intentions doesn’t matter if there’s no Baby Batter involved. That’s why it’s called a CUMFESSION

I wish I lived in a state that allowed early voting without an excuse, so I could do just that. “I plan to curl up under the blankets for the next month and desperately long for a better reality than this trash fire” just doesn’t cut it at the county clerk office.

She, herself, claimed herself the aggressor in the relationship from what I can remember and was turned on by the thought of fucking the most powerful man in the world. On the other hand, she definitely got the raw end of the deal and was probably not experienced enough to realize what the fallout would be.

Anyway, back to the semen. As Guiliani points out, it was on the dress.

If stray jizz = rape, then I’ve raped myself an awful lot over the years.

This election really is enough to make anyone swear off sex, just having to watch these super gross men talk about it.

Jesus Jumping Christ that clip.

I hope somebody had a dress handy for him. He clearly finished.

This is getting more embarrassing by the day. Nothing would shock me at this point.

Am I the only one who pictured a cheerful new “swimmers” pattern at Modcloth?

Rudy Giuliani is so progressive on women’s issues he’s fighting for rape victims who claim not to be victims.

I can see Rudy yelling semen season.

This guy’s only worth is reminding us that children of scum aren’t always scum themselves.

Hey Rudy, stray jizz does not a rape make.

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