I literally had to switch to my laptop where I’m logged in to Kinja in order to comment on this - despite the fact that I should have left work 25 minutes ago, but fuck it, because I always and still think Akiva is the cutest EVER. One and only celebrity crush.

Instead of a madonna/whore dichotomy, I think Trump employs a fat pig/bimbo dichotomy. Kelly is not fat or ugly, and she’s not a bimbo because she keeps challenging him. At first, he was pissed that she was given permission to do so, but now that it’s clear FOX isn’t going to hide her away to appease him, she is now…

Like the trope of dads trying to prevent their daughters from dating until they’re 30. To protect the “innocence” of their precious little girl. I’d say most fathers don’t sexualize their daughters.

Are you saying Donald Trump is a “normal” man? Because he is exactly the type of person that would do something like this: a narcissist who can only think of himself and how many of his years he’s given up. He’s the type of man who believes his daughters are his property. And it’s not just our hyper-sexual culture…

But don’t try to tell me that “normal” men don’t ever look at their daughters and think of them as sexual beings, or possible sexual partners.

I hate it when vile criminal cry in court. Like that rapist cop. I just want to yell “STOP CRYING OR I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!”

but like... his own daughter though

Russ better hope Malcom Butler isn’t anywhere nearby when he tries to score this time.

Russell Wilson seems like one of those guys who was born to be a dad. Awkward but mostly in an endearing way, dad jokes, total devotion, fishes. Total dad.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

But that’s the obvious choice, because it’s how a gajillion stories handle male-female friendship. Friends, then they fall for each other. And yet writers have no trouble depicting many, many male-male pairings in movies and TV as a very emotionally deep relationship without it ever turning into a romance. It’s nice…

At a base level, most of those movies end in a woman successfully finding a man. I loved them all, and think there’s plenty of good in them, but the movies we’re seeing now break out of the typical fairytale mold far more.

One thing that struck me as odd - just going by trailers - is that it seems to be all mammals. No birds, reptiles, insects, etc. (Maybe Sutekh the Destroyer already killed them - he did say he was going to.)

Have you done enough?

I would LOOOOOOVVVE this. If only for the apoplectic fit it would throw the GOP into.

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

What does LGBT inclusion mean to you, softcore porn? Of course it’s not going to break the “rules”. In fact, any queer romance will probably be more chaste than hetero ones.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling really saucy, I like to openly shill for Comedy Central shows but still act like my website has any kind of integrity.

The fact that 3 clown hairs magically coalesced into one bugs me far more than it should.