Like the trope of dads trying to prevent their daughters from dating until they’re 30. To protect the “innocence” of their precious little girl. I’d say most fathers don’t sexualize their daughters.

Are you saying Donald Trump is a “normal” man? Because he is exactly the type of person that would do something like this: a narcissist who can only think of himself and how many of his years he’s given up. He’s the type of man who believes his daughters are his property. And it’s not just our hyper-sexual culture…

But don’t try to tell me that “normal” men don’t ever look at their daughters and think of them as sexual beings, or possible sexual partners.

I hate it when vile criminal cry in court. Like that rapist cop. I just want to yell “STOP CRYING OR I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!”

but like... his own daughter though

Russ better hope Malcom Butler isn’t anywhere nearby when he tries to score this time.

Russell Wilson seems like one of those guys who was born to be a dad. Awkward but mostly in an endearing way, dad jokes, total devotion, fishes. Total dad.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

But that’s the obvious choice, because it’s how a gajillion stories handle male-female friendship. Friends, then they fall for each other. And yet writers have no trouble depicting many, many male-male pairings in movies and TV as a very emotionally deep relationship without it ever turning into a romance. It’s nice…

At a base level, most of those movies end in a woman successfully finding a man. I loved them all, and think there’s plenty of good in them, but the movies we’re seeing now break out of the typical fairytale mold far more.

Have you done enough?

I would LOOOOOOVVVE this. If only for the apoplectic fit it would throw the GOP into.

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling really saucy, I like to openly shill for Comedy Central shows but still act like my website has any kind of integrity.

What’s an “ugly racial”? Is it breakfast food? I tend to start every day with an omelette.

The dumbest line I‘ve heard so far is “vote for Hillary if you want to see a female president in your lifetime”

Gob is such a hottie... I feel an arrested development binge coming on, thankyouverymuch!

…when you’re better off talking to her about consent and coercion, and being more concerned about people she knows and trusts than strangers.

“. . . the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?

They won’t, though.