Slut it up as soon as you can, I say. I broke up with my boyfriend two weeks ago and I've been trying to slut it up. I'm bad at it though. I had to put up a panic post asking how to remove hickies.

Yay! What a nice idea!

How did they get into my apartment last night to take this photo!?

It's not just being called a slut, it's all the baggage that goes along with it. People don't respect you, girls won't want to be your friend, guys will approach you for sex and then get mad if you refuse.

Me too. The girls that developed early got shit for it and I feel bad that I didn't do anything to stop it.

You are absolutely right. No one wants to hear "well, I wouuuld fuck you, but—". It should be "yes" or "no", even if that's not 100% honest. I've never told someone "I don't want to ruin our friendship", but I definitely feel that way. I have a bunch of really attractive male friends and every now and then when I…

I just mean, I think "I don't want to ruin our friendship" is a perfectly valid excuse. Because if I actually wanted to date someone, dating them wouldn't ruin a friendship. But sleeping together a few times then never calling them again would definitely ruin the friendship.

Don't fuck around with mealy mouthed "but it will ruin our friendship/it will change our friendship".

Haha, I love the adorably clueless way guys describe makeup.

Some guys don't care at all, but some guys do. I love slabbing on loads of dark eyeliner and that's something that tends to bring out strong opinions, both for and against.

Are you this guy?

Yup, here! I think if you're the higher-libidoed partner, you have to be satisfied with stuff like rubbing on out while he cuddles you. (It still sucks though.)

I hear ya. I've only seen her in Narnia and Moonrise Kingdom, but I think she's so fabulous.

Reminds me of a similar rant by Bjork, where she said that reviewers never believed that she produced her own music, assuming that any men she ever worked with must have done most of the technical work.

Bro, that is such a cool story! I like hearing about strange dreams.

Me toooo!

I would hit it on a mouse, I would hit it in a house.

When I was a kid, I asked for summer sausage for Christmas one year from everyone and got a shit ton of it. Best Christmas ever!

Hahaha, nothing a good 'ol bout of public urination can't solve. My friend and I once pissed in a frat house's yard. It was very useful.

Yeah, I love it. I think this kind of thing is good business sense too, since it helps the movie appeal even more to all genders and sexual orientations. Reminds me of all the Daniel Craig ogling in the new Bonds.