What a fucking dork you are, man...Social Justice Avengers. Adjust your hat, neckbeard, and venture forth from thy parent's basement. Breath that fresh air. Take a hit from your asthma inhaler. Now relax because it's just a comic book.

a wife? ok, i'll let myself out..

Personnally, I'm tired of his SAAB story.

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

"You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead."

Maginot Clothesline

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

As a Clippers fan, I cannot emphasize enough: Fuck Matt Barnes.

Clippers being chippy assholes? Who would've guessed!

Man, that would have been great if Dwight Howard were in the game and he walked his big lurking frame over to Barnes and got in his face and told him a corny knock-knock joke.

Leeeerrrroooyyyyyy Jeeeennnnkkkiiiinnnnsssssss! ;)

Congrats, you're an abusive parent. Showing your kid not to be violent by being violent? Excellent strategy. That poor baby boy, why do you think he hits, when you show him that hitting is appropriate? And shaking? How old is he? I've seen one too many kids with fucked up vision from being shaken. But I don't think…

I escaped a town that grossly enables high school athletes before pipe-lining them to Brookdale when they're inevitably not college material, so I'm sadly not surprised here. (Note: I'm not knocking every BCC student. My mom and friends have gone there, but even they've confirmed it's a bully's last stop before…

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.

And on his birthday =(

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! LOOK AT IT!