(hee hee hee, he actually thinks we’re the delusional ones!)

Yes, that’s right. It’s the real world. (Sshhh! Don’t tell him! He’s generating enough power for all of Inner City Chicago!)

White men are the only ones who put in effort. This also is true in the white guy Matrix. You're going to love it.

God! They're so fucking lazy! Thank for showing me the way! Now could you sit down here so we can plug you in?

Yezzah, Yezzah, White Man! Izza inferior to you in evahree way, sirs! Imma gon go overs here and eat muh watermelon whiles I take crack an collect duh wellfare! Iz gots no ambishuns tuh be no techworkerz!!!!

Excuses for what?

Certainly succeeded in getting your dander up.

If I admitted to your racial superiority would that be humane?

Oh, you’re wearing the meritocracy goggles too. Congrats! We have your plug seat ready for you!

You mad, white bro?

What did I lose, exactly, oh great arbiter of stupid comment section conversations?

And that explains this room bereft of women and colored folks how...?

So this is the last outraged paragraph you’re going to write about not being outraged?

Are you sure you don’t stop thinking *before* you reply?

You just wrote a very serious screed that’s twice the length of my original post and you’re telling me you’re not outraged? What kind of hypersensitive scrotum are you? Lighten up.

Like how you’re outraged at my off color white people jokes.

You’re not trying hard enough.

Just like the first thing the white guys who hired all these white guys noticed was their skin color. Oh, and their penises. I’m just not doing it the way you’d approve of.

Who’s we? The white guy who can’t take (or understand) a joke union? We’ve still got empty seats in the battery matrix. Could you spread the word?

No, sweetie. It’s obvious from your response you didn’t get the joke. Should I explain it to you in small words.