Hmmm, I’m thinking this satirical thread isn’t for you. You need to find one that requires less abstract thinking. There’s something with cat videos around here somewhere, I’m sure.

The white guy hiring me would have to take his meritocracy VR goggles off first.

Only VR goggles right. You're battery chair is waiting. That clueless privilege is going to light a lot of women tech worker offices.

Nope, you don't get it. If you want to there are plenty of ways to look it up. Otherwise you can keep wearing those vr goggles.

You’re confusing “kidnap and force” with “presenting the opportunity with a willingness to hire.” Glad I could fix that for you!

So enjoy it!

Perhaps, but having 5 hours between the first and second shooting is a lot to get witness statements and find a guy who is still driving around town not trying to hide..

Sorry. I live in a city of 800,000 that’s considered small and where 20 cops show up on a moments notice to gun down a black dude with a knife.

Come on, it’s a great troll. Look at all the white guys I got to expose themselves as hypersensitive hypocrites. It’s amazing. Several guys called me a racist. One guy said I have a mangina. Every single one of them would be laughing their asses off if I was Seth McFarlane saying some shit about blacks or women. Just…

Oversensitive like all the white guys piling on me right now for saying something hilariously true at their expense?

In a sleepy town of 80,000 they should have known this was a spree by the second report, not the forth, so I hope your analysis is not the case.

You can be anything when you’re anon on the internet.

White people math is so cool. 200 white guys + 3 alleged darkies + no women = diversity and fairness. It’s going to be so easy to trap you in the white man matrix. You already have the VR goggles on.

Is there any explanation yet as to why this guy drove around a small town for several hours shooting people without being caught? This seems like a massive failure on the part of the police.

I’ll burn it down after you shoot at it with your freedom pistol. Guess which one of us will survive the police showing up?

Man, so many white guys are touchy as hell. Can’t white guys take a joke? Can’t I say stuff about white guys without the PC police knocking down my door? Grow a thicker skin, white guys.

Hey, that one was less than three paragraphs. Good job.

Yes, I’m propagating racism by noticing nobody with melanin or a vagina is in a room. BTW, I have a headset for you...

Quick! Let's hook him up before he shoots up a movie theater.