Nobody should have to listen to either of them ever again, but that didn’t stop ABC News from forcing them on us anyway.

Don’t worry everyone, Tom’s cash has more rights than a woman or a non-resident; I’m sure it will make a fine president.

It's okay, we are down to Biden, Sanders, Warren anyway

The “good guy with a gun” didn’t help much at Stoneman Douglas, did he?

Imagine trying to apply that reasoning to literally any other crime. “Yeah, rape is bad and all, but did you know that most rapes happen in places where there are laws against raping people? So clearly no laws will ever do anything and we shouldn’t even try and prosecute rape lest we somehow punish everyone who wants…

Haven’t you heard? Those workers have no skills and therefore deserve no respect.

“Climate Change is a F*cking Joke”

Eh, the current name’s been wrong for over a hundred years anyways, but I can acknowledge that “1st Runner Up In the War of Northern Aggression” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue easily.

My favorite is thinking what would happen if the shooter had the foresight to pull the fire alarm before he started shooting. We cram 600+ students down a single flight of stairs with another 500+ in each hallway adjacent to the same stairs. A single shooter could literally kill hundreds with legal weapons.

I taught at a public school in a very conservative part of the state. It was long enough ago that we didn’t have active shooter drills but we were told by the principal to lock and barricade the door. My door locked from the hallway outside. That’s a pretty good analogy for how prepared our country is for active…

TL;DR

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

I am alarmed about it too.  His dementia/deterioration must be exposed.  I was recalling his mental state in 2008 and 2012, and remember that, although he was always a gaffe machine, he once was sharp enough to completely obliterate Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan in the debates.  He was sharp enough to come up with the…

Couple things that are true:

Hey, they fired the dickbag that killed Eric Garner today....5 years after the fact.

If the people of this country elect anyone other than Sanders — up to and including not providing a landslide which would render irrelevant the election fuckery which will no doubt take place — then you deserve whatever happens to you.

what the actual fuck is this video. Is that his daughter?

It’s more work than it should be, but most majority age citizens have what they need and the turnout figures I’m citing are based on already registered voters.