Some low part of me sort of wants this guy to get off because of his attorney’s argument, if for no other reason than to set a precedent that the President is a shit-stirring anal fissure. I know it won’t happen, and I should really be concerned for the boy first, but this is the darkest timeline.

All you have to know about red flags is that the NRA supports them.

and their paranoia/projection that someone would bother harming any of the racists who decided to give money. just nice to know who they are, yaknow?

I thought he was still doing magic tricks with Teller and talking trash about government health medical care. Did I miss something?

You Shouldn’t Need Photos of Sobbing And Terrified Children

How do you parody an already fairly obvious satire?

Listen, on principle I cannot avoid starring you for the username/avatar combo. Every time. So don’t assume it has anything to do with my agreeing with you even though I usually do. It’s a neurological reflex. I’m weak.

Gillette: The Best a He/Him Can Get

well, he’s dead now, so that helps the cause

ahh price gouging is as american as $100 apple pie.  

To: Dr. Gay

God, this comment makes me nauseous for its unabashed truth.

Based on my Facebook timeline, middle-class San Francisco gay men.

Go to a boozy brunch in midtown. Find the woman who has said these two things

Rich people who think donating $75 to Obama’s election campaign alleviated allllllll of the damage their economic activity does to everyone else. 

I don’t know how it is where you live, but the Equinox my BF goes to is all other gay guys and Google employees. Not exactly Trump's base.

the ~1500 professional-class liberals who were really excited to vote for Hillary Clinton

The family from Get Out, basically. 

Gwyneth Paltrow

People haven’t been following Jack Donaghy’s “stick with kings and queens of England” rule, clearly.