A woman came up to me yesterday and said to me, governor, please tell the president to tell these Democrats to leave my healthcare alone.

I can't decide who I despise more, our Governor or our Lt Governor.

this equally funny, sad, and true.

Jake Tapper is the worst kind of Very Serious Person; he's a journalist who fails to hold anyone accountable in the hope of seeming unbiased.

Wouldn’t he have a larger impact by taking all that money and using it to help flip the senate and win more congressional seats for progressives who do want to impeach, which was supposedly his pet issue?

96% of mass public shootings...occurred in “gun-free” zones

I hope so. Watching two sundowners duel it out for president in 2020 sounds pretty miserable.

he’s definitely a pain piggie, too.

what’s with the suit and baseball hat look? a lot of male politicians do it, but I don’t know why; you don’t look more casual.

If it weren't for football, no one would give a shit about either in 2019.

He doesn’t know anything about climate change because he doesn’t believe it exists. Also, why is he wasting his time trying to shit on Beto? He already beat him, and Beto’s campaign is on its deathbed.

shut up, scab

nah, I just take the transit or drive myself. but hey good effort, champ.

This sums up how I feel about all of the Trump news cycles. They are all exhausting and stupid and petty. But the stories that aren’t: election interference, children in cages, anti-poor legislation, are all out of the news in a day or two.

Is there a business model that a lot of these companies follow where they just hire as many people as possible and flood the labor market so that no one can strike?

she was part of at a recent off-the-record dinner with reporters staying at hotels near Bedminster, N.J.

Must be nice to shirk all your duties to simply run a knowingly pointless campaign just to up your brand and raise money for your other political plans.

something funny about an actual Nazi also being a grammar nazi

When I was in middle school, playing Pony League baseball, I was starting at second base. There was one out, and no one on base; it was the bottom of the last inning. A ground ball was hit right to me, and being the ADHD-affected kid I was, I threw the ball to the shortstop because I thought someone was on first, but…

I don’t want any of that to happen, and I would certainly follow through on procedures for lockdown drills. But I am also not so idealistic to assume that everything will be okay.