It’s always good when a Belt gets loose for 69.

Getting served at the club: the cause, and now the result, of all of Johnny Manziel’s problems.

How do we know it wasn’t an NFL contract? I mean without an agent how are teams supposed to contact him? He has been keeping himself in football shape so he can continue to 'wreck this league' right? I bet it was a contract, his talent is too good just to languish idly out of work.

Jeez, who ISN’T on first!

Pierre-Paul was slated to earn quite a bit more, but due to poor decisions dropped a few digits.

I can’t believe there are still people who haven’t watched Breaking Bad.

John Elway just placed a large order for fireworks to be delivered to Von's house

Up until that moment family dinners always ended with “But he has two rings?!” Now no one even gives a shit if he shows up.

Vernon’s apparently been doing that to new teammate Jason Pierre-Paul, but it’s admittedly a lot easier to knock things out of his hand (singular).

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

‘This is handball’

Brilliant. Give that man a medal.

Maybe getting spotted 4 runs after the first 5 hitters made them a little more forgiving, but it’s worth pointing out that even the O’s fans gave Cain a round of applause for the catch. This was spectacular.

Darker please! I saw some things ;p

Royals fan here. He deserved everything he got from Machado. This is his fourth or fifth incident since the start of last season. He’s shown no growth in maturity or composure.

None of his teammates coming near him on the bench afterward says enough about how they feel about his continuing antics.

And his hardest pitch…

If he did that in a world cup final he would really have hit a new level, but surely no man could do that...

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with going to the zoo as an adult with no kids. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.

Don't worry, Patrick. I sometimes star myself in Kinja.