“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”

It sounds like you might not know what Genji does...

IS THAT A FUCKING ROBOT DRAGON?

That’s a fucking robot dragon.

A game where you use a bow to hunt robot dragons.

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

Instead of educating myself on the issues, I saw JK Rowling tweeted #StrongerIn, so I support GB staying in the EU.

This is why people hate PETA.

As a white man, Spades just sounds like a more complicated and more intense version of Euchre, which all white children are required by law to learn if they live in the Dutch or Scandinavian parts of the Midwest.

I’m fully up for having female main-protagonists, but I see no reason for an existing and established character to have his gender changed just because #equality.

Part of the beauty of this is the strategy involved in your pick. You’re a manager, you get to decide from those three picks. “Well, I really want to catch balls on one hop like 19th century baseball, because my fielders suck ass, but the other team slaps singles all the time so they’re gonna want runs counting…

Extra innings become super mega bonus extra innings. Here’s how it works.

Why is Fahey starring in the new God of War game?

It’s almost like Xbox is ran by a company that also dabbles in computer software.

It’s kind of the realization of the concerns people had way back when Microsoft first announced the original Xbox: that they would eventually lead consoles into a convergence with PCs. Some people scoffed at the idea then, but now it’s happening.

I’m not a fan. I like the unique identity that consoles have historically…

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

Right? They could make a FORTUNE selling it to Netflix or HBO. And they should do it so people across the country can see it.

“LeBron, you are just an average player in this league!”

scalpers are why Hamilton is so expensive to see. If Ticketmaster actually did something to prevent bots from purchasing tickets en masse for resale, regular joes could afford to see the show.

Good news! The parts of Alexander Hamilton’s life that involved radical Islam and FBI surveillance have been cut from the play as well.