How bad is the East? The #2 seed wouldn’t have made the playoffs in the West, that’s how bad.

A couple of thoughts Ive had as a Lakers fan watching these finals...

7. Introduce little-seen bench players “Devon Kurant” and “Jim Duncan.”

7. Quaaludes

Lesson learned. If you’re at a club and Aqib Talib asks, “Hey, who wants to take shots with me?” Just politely decline.

I’m in my 30's and remember playing a Call of Duty game with my nephew and niece ages 11 and 9 at the time. They lit me the fuck up and that’s when I knew I was officially old. Little bastards.

Syria should have a killer swim team this year

KerrPow!!

cd-drive?

Uh, you cheat in an online competitive game you do it at your own risk, if you get banned well, that’s your fault. If the ban is unfair you can appeal the decision. Also why would anyone ban people if they cheat in “offline mode”?

I had so many good things happen to me this morning, and then this happened.

That’s just the wurst running I’ve ever seen.

Question: What did Kipnis yell at him when he fell behind the Mustard Guy?

Keep seeing this “The gorilla was being kind!” reaction.. Are people just not seeing the part where he grabbed the child by the foot and dragged him through the water repeatedly?

*extremely quiet whisper* He might have the pages.

At first glance I read that image as “Project Caucasians”. I was so upset for a split second, lol.

Best I could do on short notice....

I want to know what any one of these fucking lunatics would have done if it was their child in the gorilla enclosure. I truly am devastated that the he had to be killed. It’s awful. But between that and a child being ripped to shreds while dozens of people looked on, I’m going with shoot the gorilla.

And women have been avoiding lines for the ladies’ room by peeing in the men’s room in colleg bars for decades and everyone was fine. Sit, do your business, wash up, bai. Conservatives are weird.

That’s cool that you draw attention to yourself like that.