I believe you, but once in college I had to explain to a friend that porn was people actually having sex with one another, not just pretending, which she thought wasn’t how it worked, because, “That’s illegal!”

The lesson is “We can beat Northern Illinois without you. Don’t do this again and make us look bad for letting you play if the next game is against a real team.”

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

It always reminds me of that bit at the beginning of The Social Network where Zuckerberg’s girlfriend is breaking up with him, and she says something like “You’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd, and I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that it won’t be the…

Nah. That’s too abrasive.  They would call themselves “explorers”

Ashley Feinberg reviews movies:

My fave idea for a reality show is a cross between big brother and the mole.

SPOILER ALERT!

“This fall tune into Glory Hole: Yes Or No, where one man puts his dick in the wall and has to decide if he wants to marry the tongue on the other side. On the other side could be any number of beauties from all around the world with their own political opinions and views on love. But watch out for Steve! Only on FOX.”

Horse Racing. The man has just glued his fingers to the pulse of what’s relevant.

Based on the review, I can think of one more positive: Maybe this wreck will inspire another Burning Love season?

Apparently, in addition to broadcasting, he’s gotten into horse racing ownership. His stable’s racing silks are black and blue, so I guess he’s never gotten over the Jim Everett thing.

That’s some good Mike on Mike and Mike violence right there.

Maron seems to own his assholishness.

Louis CK - Mr. Whip It Out

Don’t oppress an immigrant. You know what it’s like to be an immigrant, because you were immigrants in the land of Egypt. Exodus 23:9 (CEB)

He basically disproved his own political stance with his petty yard bullshit. Libertarians think all people will just be their best selves when freed of government oversight. Instead they fucking blow metaphorical or literal yard debris where ever the fuck they want.

The next day, Paul used his lawnmower to blow leaves onto Boucher’s yard and then made another branch pile in the same spot, it said.

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Stay Gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.