It would be like her father listening to his advisors.

You guys, Alfred (“Al”) Rava is my neighbor and is a fucking terrorist on Nextdoor. His favorite online pastimes are threatening to sue others who say a bad word against him, ACTUALLY’ing people, and responding to ads to clarify the terms of their policies. He is a nightmare human being.

I was so fucking horrified when he got the Nobel prize for literature.

Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

And the meek shall inherit the Earth.

Even my conservative husband can admit that the GOP doesn’t have their shit together. It’s like dogs without horses up there on the hill.

And also, excuse me??? Whomst DID want this job? Boehner almost left his bottle of self-tanner behind, he skedaddled out of there so fast.

My least favorite commercial is a 1000-way tie between all prescription drug commercials, especially the ones featuring neighbors discussing medical symptoms in intimate detail.

Backdoor Shenanigans is the name of my Gaelic-core G.G. Allin tribute band.

In practice, it seems a bit like the source of many mythologies, except with a positive spin.

Name the fear of darkness Gerald. For a 4yo, maybe draw some pictures of Gerald. Gerald is some big clumsy oaf/animal that gets confused and lays down for a nap that blocks the sunlight. Once he’s rested, he’ll get up and…

In my family, we call that Sunday feeling about dreading Monday the scaries and it makes plenty of people laugh. Also, I refer to my seasonal depression as the Sads, which has a similar effect.

How much do you want to bet that they refer to him as “their Jew lawyer”? “Hey, Kayla, get that Jew lawyer on the phone, would ya?”

Not just that I think it goes even deeper. With any minority you’re typically not seen as an individual but a member and representative of that minority. White people are given the luxury of not always being a representative of the larger group.

As long as your debit card is branded Visa or Mastercard, and is used as such (meaning you do chip + pin or swipe and NO pin)

One of the guys I sometimes have to pair with does this stuff all the time. He also brags about it and goes on and on to anyone that will listen. His name is Thomas and he doesn’t like being called Tom. Because of assholes like him, I own my golf cart and always bring my dog so no one can ride with me.

You know how the Netherlands pioneered religious tolerance? Most of the Dutch who came to the United States or went to South Africa (and became the Boers, the very worst people on Earth) were from the “very Reformed” Calvinist groups who couldn’t abide this tradition of multiculturalism. One of the principal places in…

Recently I started assuming we live in a banana republic. Shit makes a lot more sense from this new perspective.

I was wracking my brain trying to figure out why Ryan would kick this gy to the curb over this. After all, women are vessels, right?

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