soypanama
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soypanama

Pranked a coworker once. Wrote a phone message that Mr. Wolff called with the phone number for the zoo. He called and said the zoo person said “Mr. Wolff is busy right now but would you like to talk to Mr. Bear?”

On the plus side, Carrie lives and everyone else dies...

Yes, sadistic, and possibly a control thing. If you aren’t into it, say it.

Run. fast.

You should probably write a book for other people trying to find ways not to fuck everyone they go to lunch with. Become the Tony Robbins of not fucking random coworkers just because there is no one else in the room. These days, you could have an empire if we ever enact any anti-discrimination laws. So you’ve got a

This is acceptable.

Didn’t you hear? We’re running government like a business now! Trump is the almighty CEO, congressmen are his workers, and we the voters are just the constantly shafted consumers.

I know this is kinda random, but I really appreciate guys with boundaries. You have no idea how uncommon that is.

Maybe you can go and be an adviser to the VP because that sounds like some sound advice.

I go out for drinks pretty regularly with a woman who is not my wife. Let me tell you, once alcohol is involved and inhibitions drop, it’s still pretty easy to not fuck someone. WTF is with these people?

You should give a lecture on this. It might be 15 seconds long, but it will be informative.

My husband works in an office with a lot of female co-workers. He takes them out to lunch all the time, especially when they’re working on projects. I don’t think he fucks them, but given the sultry atmosphere of Max & Ermas, I suppose anything is possible.

You are a brave, strong soul! Loss of points for needing nourishment, though. Nourishment is for the weak.

How dare you!!! :)

Indeed! And I also operate under the assumtion that if I find someone attractive that has no bearing on whether they find me attractive. I find lots of people attractive. I hope my wife does too. It’s boring to not find people attractive. finding someone attractive doesn’t mean I’m going to try to have sex with them.

You are a smart one! Spread your word.

Please let Scotland vote correctly this time. I...I still can’t believe Brexit is really going to happen. I was hoping for a last minute save. That someone would remember it was a non-binding advisory vote and come to their senses. This really is a dark timeline, isn’t it?

Wasn’t that an offhand joke in the wake of Holy Grail, that inspired the film to begin with?

I first saw Life of Brian at my Catholic boy’s boarding school one movie night. True story. :) It was Michael Palin (I think) who said this film isn’t anti-religion but anti-fanaticism — secular AND religious —, and I couldn’t agree more.

When I went to see Life O Brian, there was a gang of duds with signs that said, “God doesn’t want you to see this movie.” I got into it with them; my brother dragged me away before it got uglier.